emotional support
emotional support
emotional support
emotional support
emotional support

Emotional Support Human - Sports bra

Regular price $36.99
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Legally, whenever you display this design nobody is allowed to talk to you: you're busy being an official emotional support human! Establish your personal space in a cafe, at the gym, or in line at the grocery store. Save for those days where you just don't have the patience to deal with other people. When your friends discover your new life hack, they'll want in too.

Ok maybe not legally, but it's a good idea and not too subtle! 

We were inspired to make this one based on the science of introverts, of which there are more than a few here at the office. People are great! Just...over there more often than not. All humans are social creatures, but obviously some more than others, and without question we all have times we'd love to be left alone. In those moments, this design will hopefully let you chill in a cafe in peace and just space out.

Interestingly, there is more than one kind of introvert, with varied needs and preferences. Not surprising of course, but figuring out which type of personality you skew to might give you good ideas on how to recharge after a long day of people. For those extroverts, do the same! Figure out how to come back down from a thrilling day of chatting up others. 

Ultimately though, we'll all need recharge time, and some activities to help us do it. Make sure you get to know who you are, and find the best way to care for you. You're the only one we've got!

And hey, you can always take up the title and be that emotional support human to your friends and family too. We can't promise this design will let you board flights for free or go into a store without a leash, but it definitely gives you +5 comfort!


-Great gift for the introvert in your life ;)
-Custom Design online, not sold in stores. 
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This gorgeous sports bra is made from moisture-wicking material that stays dry during low and medium intensity workouts. The bra has support material in the shoulder straps, double layer front, and a wide elastic band to ensure constant support.

• Available in sizes XS-2XL
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Moisture-wicking fabric
• Four-way stretch material stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
• Scoop neckline and racerback
• Flat seams and bias binding that eliminate rubbing
• Best for A-C cups
• Support material in shoulder straps, double layer front, and a wide elastic under breasts

Size guide

Bust (inches) 33 ⅛ 34 ⅝ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Waist (inches) 25 ¼ 26 ¾ 28 ⅜ 31 ½ 34 ⅝ 37 ¾